Revoke these parents’ rights

You gotta be kidding, right?

The parents named one of their children Adolf Hitler and another Aryan Nation. Johnny Cash thought it was hard just being a boy named Sue.

Who cares why they did it? Those parents have screwed their kids forever. Here’s three things you’ll never hear on television:

“I voted for Adolf Hitler Campbell for president.”

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